naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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