We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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