i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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