I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
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We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
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AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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