Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
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you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
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In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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