You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
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After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
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Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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