I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
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under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
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I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
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