This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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