he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
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He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
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He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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