just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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