Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
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he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
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Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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