i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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