So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
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Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
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Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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