Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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