Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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