hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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