If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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