He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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