it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Randomize
