You're completely useless in the revolution.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
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Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
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Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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