I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
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She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
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The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I wear drunk well.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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