don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
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Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
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He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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