you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Use "feeling words"
Yay
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Randomize
