sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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