Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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