He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
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You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
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Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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