Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
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What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
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They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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