I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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