He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
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