Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Be still, my beating vagina.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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