went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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