I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
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I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
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Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
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