There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
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She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
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Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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