my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
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