Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
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fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
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Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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