Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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