is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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