Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
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Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
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He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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