I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
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He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
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fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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