First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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