Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
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West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
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Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I still have a little drunk in my system
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
soo... how was my night?
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