tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
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I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
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I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
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