driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
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Oh Jesus.
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I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
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Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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