youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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