So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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