My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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