Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
sex in a hospital.. check
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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