So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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