I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
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So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
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RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
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