she was so not down for the gang bang
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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