didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
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Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
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I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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