He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
bring money and cleavage
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
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5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
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Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
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