I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
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