Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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