we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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