Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
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Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
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Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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