We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
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How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
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We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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